Oct 18, 2023

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Cucumber

Cucumbers: they’re not just for fucking!

Turns out cucumbers make you smell better, from your breath down to your toes.

By EATING cukes, not by fucking them. For real, keep foodstuffs out of your vag. If you do fuck a cucumber, put a condom on it.

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Mar 16, 2023

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Golden Age Lazy Pussy

Mmmmmm … I’m turning fifty tomorrow. FIFTY years old!

And I’m still intoxicated by the scent of my own cunt.

If you’re wondering if my organs are showing signs of aging, I’m also still popping eggs on the regular every month with a ~28 day cycle: sort of amazing considering how many women my age and younger complain they are in the midst of perimenopause with a whole host of unpredictable issues.

Today I’ve been waving my smelly fingers underneath my nose A LOT: my fingers that idly stroke and poke the folds and fur between my legs.

Smells like sweat, chalk dust, a soft little bit of onion … and something smoky and sweet.

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Feb 21, 2006

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If you could blog smells . . .

I ran across this blog question: What would you blog if you could blog smells?

My answer is fairly obvious; I would blog the smell of my pussy.

Let’s pretend I could only blog the smell of my pussy ONCE, so could only capture one aroma. Would I pick a standard day? A beautifully musky day? A fishy day? A garlic-y day? A yogurty day?

I’m only human, I would pick a day when my hot box smells perfect. “Perfect” to me being a really musky aroma with a hint of chalkboard. There’s no way I would pick a “bad” day. It’s one thing to describe a cat-piss scented pussy on your blog in words, and another to actually let the world smell it.

On the other hand, if I could provide a seven scent sampler of seven different aromas that have emanated from my vulva, capturing both the good and the bad (because yes, I do think pussy smells bad sometimes as much as it smells heavenly at others), I hope I would have the balls to do that. It always makes me cringe when I hear people (men in particular) talking about pussy and how it smells or tastes as though there is only ONE scent or flavour for ALL women, EVERY day. It varies, not just from one woman to the next, but from day to day with the SAME woman.

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Dec 9, 2005

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Hairdryers

If you love the musky scent of pussy, try blowdrying your box. Put the hairdryer on a low speed and warm setting (not too hot and not too forceful), aim at bush (held far enough away so as not to heat up the skin too much), and INHALE.

From my perspective, it not only feels great (like the gods breathing a warm breeze between your legs) but it smells so fucking good. It magnifies and intensifies that yummy cunt smell just enough to absolutely surround you.

I’m fantasizing now about charging guys just to be near me and inhale as I do this, with absolutely no physical contact. I truly think they would be so enchanted by the hot deep smell of mellow cunt that they would enslave themselves, promising to do my bidding if only I allow them to continue basking in the olfactory glow of my tropical-breeze snatch.

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Mar 12, 2005

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Day Old Creampie

I went on the pill last month which means I’m now more open to my boyfriend ejaculating inside my pussy. I still think of it as a special treat, as the alkilinity of semen doesn’t do good things for the acidity of vagina. Plus, pussy often tends to smell nasty (I think) after a load of peckersnot has been stewing in it.

So. I was pleasantly surprised upon waking yesterday to find that the load of man chowder Tucker shot into me the night before did NOT lead to a bad odor. On the contrary, my cum-crisped pubic hair and folds smelled hot and sassy (in a good way) when I performed a dip-sniff test. Well, multiple dips and sniffs . . . because I love the scent.

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Jul 5, 2004

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Wisdom in a Rhyme

“If it smells like fish, eat all you wish. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone!”

Words of wisdom in my chatroom today after a long educational discussion about yeast infections, what causes them, the proper pH balance of pussy, etc. after a panty-buyer got a yeast infection in his throat from a pair of soaked panties he bought on ebanned.

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Jun 22, 2004

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Vulva Blog

Toys in Babeland – Vulva Blog:
“Hello from a giant vulva.”

Ahhhh — a new blog from a giant-sized plush pink pussy I would love to hug! I’ll be adding this one to my sidebar for sure!

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Jun 1, 2004

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Hit the Sweet Spot

NCBuy Weird News: Entrepreneur Hits The `Sweet Spot’ With Intimate Cleanser:
“Last fall, Shari Creed launched a line of “intimate grooming products” which cleanse, scent and balance skin below the belt.”

Ummm. .. pH balanced sounds good . . . scent does not. Going to have to check this site out.

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May 10, 2004

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MyVag.net

All About My Vagina : smell:
“Washing makes my vagina smell less strong. Going several days with no washing results in a more pungent vagina. Most people could probably have guessed that.”

MyVag.net is a fantastic matter-of-fact website by one woman writing frankly about all aspects of her “vag”. Her entry on its smell goes on from the quotation above to describe the aroma as similar to “raw potatoes” and “white glue”.

We need more of this type of honesty regarding our genitals instead of dumbing things down, or covering them up, or just plain lying about them and promoting sheer stupidity.

Sometimes I cannot believe how little people know about vaginas, but this chick is one smart cookie. Her intelligence blesses us with greater accuracy than we’re used to (come on, raw potatoes and white glue aren’t words you’ve ever heard used to describe the smell of pussy, but they are so APT) without being clinical.

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