Golden Age Lazy Pussy

Mmmmmm … I’m turning fifty tomorrow. FIFTY years old!

And I’m still intoxicated by the scent of my own cunt.

If you’re wondering if my organs are showing signs of aging, I’m also still popping eggs on the regular every month with a ~28 day cycle: sort of amazing considering how many women my age and younger complain they are in the midst of perimenopause with a whole host of unpredictable issues.

Today I’ve been waving my smelly fingers underneath my nose A LOT: my fingers that idly stroke and poke the folds and fur between my legs.

Smells like sweat, chalk dust, a soft little bit of onion … and something smoky and sweet.