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Hit the Sweet Spot

NCBuy Weird News: Entrepreneur Hits The `Sweet Spot’ With Intimate Cleanser:
“Last fall, Shari Creed launched a line of “intimate grooming products” which cleanse, scent and balance skin below the belt.”

Ummm. .. pH balanced sounds good . . . scent does not. Going to have to check this site out.

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MyVag.net

All About My Vagina : smell:
“Washing makes my vagina smell less strong. Going several days with no washing results in a more pungent vagina. Most people could probably have guessed that.”

MyVag.net is a fantastic matter-of-fact website by one woman writing frankly about all aspects of her “vag”. Her entry on its smell goes on from the quotation above to describe the aroma as similar to “raw potatoes” and “white glue”.

We need more of this type of honesty regarding our genitals instead of dumbing things down, or covering them up, or just plain lying about them and promoting sheer stupidity.

Sometimes I cannot believe how little people know about vaginas, but this chick is one smart cookie. Her intelligence blesses us with greater accuracy than we’re used to (come on, raw potatoes and white glue aren’t words you’ve ever heard used to describe the smell of pussy, but they are so APT) without being clinical.

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Salmonapple

I ate pineapple today . . . and salmon. We’ll see if that has any effect on smell and flavor later.

After reading such perfect descriptions on MyVag.net, I feel at a loss to describe how I smell right now. All I can say is the right-hand index finger used for the diptest smells better than the blank left-hand index finger.

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Like a Bandaid

While stretching in the nude, I could smell my warm pussy odors wafting up towards me. Yummy smelling, full-bodied, musky pineapple. Not sure what to credit the fine aroma to considering it’s been almost 24 hours since I bathed. I had some marionberry yoghurt yesterday, lemongrass and chili noodles, sausage jambalaya, and milk. We did not have sex. I did not masturbate. I am on day 10 of my cycle.

With such a sweet smell from far away, I am almost afraid to ruin it with a diptest which may prove that it’s overpowering . . . let’s see . . .

Hmmm. Dip between lips smells a little like a bandaid at 20% power, mixed with a citric lotion on my fingers. Doesn’t exactly match the wafting odor which must be a nice mellowed musk emanating from my bush.

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Cat Pee

Today my pussy smells like cat pee. I am on day four of my period, but barely flowing. Yesterday we ate tomato soup with extra canned tomatos stewed in GARLIC and balsamic vinegar. Then we had fajitas with lots of onions. Lots and lots of onions. I am blaming the cat pee smell on lots of onions and garlic.

I am not even going to taste it today.